Ever wonder what it’s like to live in South Florida?
Get an industrial sized humidifier for your house and run it until your home reaches at least 80% humidity. Then, turn the heat up until it reaches 99 degrees and hang out in it for a while.
That’s what it’s like.
It’s literally like living in a Turkish bathhouse for cryin' out loud.
Doesn’t that sound awesome?
This weather sucks worse than anything has ever sucked in the history of all humankind.
Until something else sucks worse, that is.
Even my fingers are schvitzing as I type this. Oye!
Have I mentioned how much this weather sucks?